It was a cold day at the office [from the archives]

June 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm · Filed under wisdom from my brain trust

[14:03] J: I need a parka
[14:04] Caleb: nah
[14:04] J: *shivers*
[14:04] J: my nipples have upgraded and could cut diamond now
[14:04] J: I’m going to start selling Nipple Cut jewels
[14:05] Caleb: that’s a great idea. I’m sure we could design jeweler tools to clamp over breasts and we can call the company Nipple Cut Jewels
[14:05] J: we’re gonna be rich
[14:05] Caleb: hell yeah

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That’ll shut ‘em up.

June 11, 2008 at 11:46 pm · Filed under i heart internet bumper stickers dot com

I’ve been looking for a good answer for when people annoyingly ask me why I have not yet married my boyfriend of so long.

I now have it.

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raconteur

June 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm · Filed under the list of awesome words

raconteur \rack-on-TUR\, noun: One who excels in telling stories and anecdotes.

Raconteur is from French, from raconter, “to relate, to tell, to narrate,” from Old French, from re- + aconter.

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2008-06-06’s pHenomena in 140 characters, or less.

June 6, 2008 at 11:59 pm · Filed under 1

• Thw wind we had yesterday is gone!!!! Thank God! #

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2008-06-05’s pHenomena in 140 characters, or less.

June 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm · Filed under 1

• Work just does not sound appealing at all today. Boo hiss. #
• I wonder what classifies Bridal Jewelry? What seperates it from normal jewelry? #

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