The ex-Evil-Boss, she still haunts me.

It’s just… gaahhhhhh! I… frustrated… must… paintball… her stupid house and her snooty husband!!! And shave her head and tattoo the Number of the Beast on her bald scalp!! And hide her cake make-up stash so everyone would see what she REALLY looks like under there!!!

Okay. Not really. I’m not that kind of girl.

But if there were one person on earth who had the power to make me want to injure small, furry animals…

It’d be her.

Def-def-definitely be her.